Oh I got the blues. Guitar people, come here...?

Stupid, yes I know, but I need the simple, SIMPLE, chords to a typical
self made blues song. Example i found on the internet:
I have an embarrassing problem...da da don don
I have a large chest ..da da don don
So people tell me...da da don don
THAT I HAVE MAN BREAST

OH I GOT THE BLUES
OH I GOT THE BLUES

I have the man breast blues.

Chords, and, I'm a noob, so be careful. If you know any videos, thank
yyooou!